Entries from May 2008

May 27, 2008

Sunday Times: Oh God, where are the PDs?

May 25th, 2008
Nothing compounds the post-holiday blues quite as much as the realisation that the news rumbled on without you, leaving you frantically scrabbling to catch up. I had one of those post-holiday moments last week when a colleague mentioned that Ciaran Cannon had called for prostitution to be legalised.
“He did?” I responded politely, [...]

May 18, 2008

Sunday Times: It’s the thrift shop collection

It may seem a tad early and it’s hard to think about winter woollies while the sun is shining gloriously, but I’ve had a sneak preview of the trends for autumn/winter and I just have to share them with you.
The big news? Austerity is the new black. Spending is out. Stinting is in. Who’ll have [...]

May 12, 2008

Sunday Times: Let fakes inflate garda ranks

April 6th, 2008
Were you caught rotten on Tuesday? Sent out by the boss to get tartan paint or a left-handed hammer or discovered your stapler suspended in a block of jelly?
Maybe you were lucky enough not to suffer any April Fool’s jokes, but thousands of motorists in Mayo were nicely pranked by the county council [...]

May 12, 2008

Sunday Times: Dublin is hell for diplomats

March 30th, 2008
The mandarins of the French foreign ministry in Paris have one overweening preoccupation these days, apparently. According to a ministry adviser quoted in the Irish Times, “they talk of little else at the Quai d’Orsay”.
What do you think this obsession might be? Go on, have a guess. A possible French boycott of the [...]

May 12, 2008

Sunday Times: How to make murder less dull

March 23rd, 2008
Copy as filed, not as published
Suffering from the perennial complaint of having hundreds of TV
channels but finding there’s nothing on? You could soon have something
new to watch, if a senior garda gets his way. Paschal Feeney, the
president of the Association of Garda Sergeants and Inspectors (AGSI)
wants murder and kidnapping trials to be televised. [...]

May 12, 2008

Sunday Times: Bad taste jokes

March 16th, 2008
Copy as filed, not as published
Did you hear the one about the man in a straitjacket who wouldn’t get
into a taxi outside the Central Mental Hospital? It’s a corker.
A couple of comedians thought it would be funny to dress up as a nurse
and a patient from the hospital and prank an unsuspecting taxi [...]