February 17, 2008...11:44 pm
How to make a French breakfast
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Came across a link to this over on Mental Floss. Clicked through and laughed. That is not how you make a French breakfast. This is how you make a French breakfast.
Ingredients:
Coffee
Cup
Cigarettes
Lighter
Croissant (optional)
Steps:
1. Make incredibly strong coffee.
2. Pour into cup.
3. Buy croissant from local bakery. (Skip this step if preferred).
4. Light cigarette.
Tips:
Purse lips frequently. Grimace. Shrug a lot.
Warnings:
Indigestion and a constant rattling cough will inevitably follow.
Things you’ll need:
Gallic flair
1 coffee maker
4 Comments
February 18, 2008 at 11:07 pm
What about writing some poetry about the coffee pot, wearing a berret, swearing at the broken cigarette lighter?
February 19, 2008 at 10:36 am
Hilarious…should have also put ‘existential angst’ under the heading of Things you’ll need.
March 6, 2008 at 3:53 am
I use to live in an area of Paris called St. Germain-en-Laye and your post is more than correct. Hahahahahaha!
He says as he lights another
March 6, 2008 at 11:39 am
Also lived in Paris once upon a time and that was exactly what inspired that post.
Yeah, just had a French breakfast myself
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